It was really hot today, and I was trying to write a history essay which is due on Monday and worth 40%. So instead, I watched the Women's Singles Lawn Bowls Grand Prix, followed by the Australia/New Zealand netball second test match, and I made a cake filled with chocolate and nutmeggy goodness.

And then some bastard in this GODDAMN house ate two thirds of it without asking.

You've heard me say it before, and here it comes again: I HATE THIS HOUSE!