One of my 2009 resolutions, along with losing weight and studying more, of course, was to be less materialistic. It's not going so well thus far, although after some spectacular present failures last festive season I've decided that this year it's goats to Uganda and cutlery with a purpose all round.

Anyway, as per this less materialistic goal, I've decided that Valentine's Day can go to shit.

Valentine's Day can kiss my ass..although I'd be willing to make an exception if it involved produce from Belgium or Switzerland...