First invest in some fine looking pots. This will make you feel much more competent, both as a stylish apartment dweller, and as a capable nurturing gardener.

Then, you know.. just take it one step at a time...








And then... give them some sun, but not too much. Give them some water, but not too much. Take them off the coffee table and ground level so they cannot be eaten by small bunnies, and then...just hope for the best...